May 5, 2010
I think he should have held out for the tossed salad offers.

I think he should have held out for the tossed salad offers.

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January 27, 2010
That’s not the first time The Situation has seen white stuff flow near his face.

That’s not the first time The Situation has seen white stuff flow near his face.

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Can you open dis for me? It takes me a while to swallow … if you know what I’m sayin’?

Can you open dis for me? It takes me a while to swallow … if you know what I’m sayin’?

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Don’t get jizz in my poof, aight!

Don’t get jizz in my poof, aight!

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How long did you think it took him to figure out the camera function? 1, 2, 3 weeks?

How long did you think it took him to figure out the camera function? 1, 2, 3 weeks?

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December 8, 2009
These shorts, Ocean Pacific Outlet Store, $10, ya feels me, bitchez.

These shorts, Ocean Pacific Outlet Store, $10, ya feels me, bitchez.

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Here’s The Situation: My dick aint gettin’ bigger. Fuckin roids.

Here’s The Situation: My dick aint gettin’ bigger. Fuckin roids.

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July 17, 2009
There’s nothing more Italian than showing that you don’t have coke up your nose.

There’s nothing more Italian than showing that you don’t have coke up your nose.

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I’ll swallow your soul. I’ll swallow your soul. I’ll swallow your soul.

I’ll swallow your soul.

I’ll swallow your soul.

I’ll swallow your soul.

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May 14, 2009
Wait …. wait …. wait ….. okay, I’m done. Which bitch wantz to suck me?

Wait …. wait …. wait ….. okay, I’m done. Which bitch wantz to suck me?

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Still got it, bitchez.

Still got it, bitchez.

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Well, I guess we’ll have to give them a pity fuck.

Well, I guess we’ll have to give them a pity fuck.

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May 11, 2009
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